Art you can hear
A more difficult target
This explains
why it has become
harder and harder
for men to take
a flying fuck
at a rolling donut.
A warning from 1965
Happy feet from 1957
Oh, can't you just shut up?!
Made me laff!
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator.
The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that thing out of here. It's going to bite one of my customers."
The guy says, "No, no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the
bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and sticks it in the
alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open.
After about five minutes, he pulls his dick
out of the alligator's mouth, zips up his pants and says, "See, I told
you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it, but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
Lagniappe for the boys...
