Another repost from an old blog I had some years ago. I thought it was pretty accurate at the time and still do, although life experience has altered some of my views. Where I've changed, I will comment in this different-colored text. The test links are probably long dead.
I'm a Mandarin!
You're an intellectual, and you've worked hard to get where you are now. You're a strong believer in education, and you think many of the world's problems could be solved if people were more informed and more rational. You have no tolerance for sloppy or lazy thinking. It frustrates you when people who are ignorant or dishonest rise to positions of power. You believe that people can make a difference in the world, and you're determined to try. Yeah, well I've pretty much given up on changing the world and I ain't gonna try. I'm just trying to keep out of the way.
Talent: 46%
Lifer: 38%
Mandarin: 56%
Take the Talent, Lifer, or Mandarin quiz.Jungian Test:
ISFJ - "Conservator"
Desires to be of service and to minister to individual needs - very loyal. 13.8% of total population.
| What Kind of Depression Are You? (Girls) | ||||||||||||||||||||
| You scored as a River of Tears: Grief | ||||||||||||||||||||
| You carry the world on your shoulders and are constantly crying for people who you see on the news. You can’t stand to see others hurt. Some people call you weak because you are very sensitive and attuned to peoples emotions. But in fact you are very strong to carry the weight of the world. Be careful though, because sometimes you end up forgetting to guard your own heart and it ends up broken. I don't cry for strangers anymore, if I ever really did. I have had enough grief in my own life and dealt with that of my friends that I don't have any tears left over for boo-hoo journalism. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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Click here to take this dumb test
Sleep Personality Quiz
People who sleep in the fetal position:
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Are You A Babe?
You are a Babe!
You are very appealing to a man and have great inner beauty and strength as well as physical attractiveness.
You take pride in your appearance and like a man who appreciates it!
You like being accepted as a person rather than a sex symbol and you like a man who is intelligent as well as good looking. Flatter me some more! But I still do not so much take pride in, but make an effort to appear well, eating, exercising and dressing to present my best to the world. Look sharp to be sharp, my dad always said, and told me never to hide my light under a basket. When I was learning to use make-up, my mother reminded me that I was not in the circus. Sage advice.
You and the Seven Deadly Sins
| Greed: | Medium | |
| Gluttony: | Medium | |
| Wrath: | Very Low | |
| Sloth: | Low | |
| Envy: | Very Low | |
| Lust: | Very High | |
| Pride: | Very Low |
The hormones aren't raging like they once were, darn it! Or maybe thank goodness.
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
| You Are 20% Control Freak |
There's no way you're a control freak. You're totally laid back - and able to take life as it comes. While you definitely have a healthy mental attitude, don't get suckered into letting someone control you. Life wised me up to those bums. |
BIG FIVE PERSONALITY TEST
Compared to the general population, you are:
Above average on Openness
Above average on Conscientiousness
Below average on Extroversion
Above average on Agreeableness
Average on Neuroticism
Your scores indicate that you are:
- Not likely to discriminate on the basis of race or sexual orientation.
- More likely to be pro-choice rather than pro-life. No! Definitely pro-life.
- Likely to feel trapped by the status quo. I'm okay with the status quo these days. Kinda.
- Likely to enjoy complex and abstract discussions. Not any more. I don't care.
- Likely to be more knowledgeable on academic topics.
- More likely to favor military intervention as a means of solving foreign policy problems. Definitely not! I'm a staunch non-interventionist. Let the foreigners fight each other. Who cares? Not our business.
- Less likely to think that international cooperation will solve foreign policy problems.
- More likely to take responsibility and to take an active interest in your community.
- More likely to be patriotic and proud of your country. As it once was and could be again.
- More likely to enjoy romantic fiction than the rest of the population. Not any more.
- More likely to initiate sex with your partner and more likely to orgasm. ☯‿☯
- Less likely to have a tolerant attitude towards smoking.
- More likely to favor harsh criminal punishments over milder ones.
- Less likely to watch TV and read the news, preferring instead to follow your own interests.
- Less likely to mobilize your friends in your own interests, preferring instead to immerse yourself in your interests in solitude. Or with my kids.
- Someone who seems impassive to others, while being in fact quite sure of your own views.
- Less likely to frequently change jobs and partners.
- Less likely to end up in jail or to get in trouble with the law. So far so good!
- More likely to generally agree with your immediate friends and family.
- More likely to simply avoid people who are hostile to you, or with whom you are in disagreement.
- More likely to oppose capital punishment. Not any more. Hang 'em high!
- More likely to take a favorable view of government welfare programs. Nope!
