"When I saw that guy trying to pick you up, I didn't get mad, I got turned on. It arouses me to know other guys want you. I can have you any time I want, and they can never even have a cup of coffee with you.""I was thinking that I like knowing that a guy complimented your ass."
"You might not believe this, but whenever I know you're coming home, I get excited.
I drop whatever I'm doing to be ready to be with you. And when I see you I am just happy."
"You know sometimes you make me smile so much I can't stop."
"How did I make you smile this time?"
"Oh, just the way you are."
"I've missed you."
"Any particular reason?"
"Well, I just.... You know I like you a lot and I miss your sass. Take the first 's' out of 'sass' and I like that, too!"
I gotta say you look absolutely shagadelic. I got that from Austin Powers, meaning to shag, which is British for fuckable and you know how much I like fucking you."
"If I may be honest and blunt, I think your breast size may be ideal. Any bigger and I suppose they could cause some strain and get in the way."
"I think when it comes to sex we are very much in tune. We both like the same things. I'm never shy to tell you what I want you to do."
"Even when you are being snarky, you give me a raging hard-on."
"I love being between your legs pounding away and seeing your face as you orgasm and then I come and I can feel my heart pounding in my throat. I feel the after glow for a long time."
"Right before I came, I was thinking, 'I'll fuck you into submission!' and then, squirt! Gosh...that was great. I do love it when you resist and struggle, then do what I tell you. It's a huge turn on. You know it is, don't you? That's why you do it.
Wanda, you know how to push all my buttons. When I come with you, my heart pounds and my body shudders and I feel so weak afterwards that I can hardly move."
"What an 'O' that was! My body jerked and spasmed I came so hard."
"I thought you were having an epileptic fit."
"Wanda...."
"Why do you think you came so hard...so to speak?"
"Umm...you."
"Me?"
"Well, I'm attracted to you. I like you a lot, really a lot, so....
"When I'm with you, Wanda, I let go of all stress and anxiety, lose myself in the moment. "Nothing else matters."
- Him: "I need my dose of Vitamin W."
Me: "What's that?"
Him: "Vitamin Wanda!"
"I used to worry a lot about you when you were in Afghanistan. I kept thinking, no filthy raghead is touching my Wanda."
"I have a stash of pics of you, a lot of them that I
took when you didn't know. I just like looking at
you. Sometimes when we are out together, even only grocery
shopping, I lag behind just so I can look at you and think I wish I had a girl like that and then I think hey I do and go up to you and slide my hand over your rump or hug you from behind and grab your tits and you say cut it out! But you smile."
"Well, you might like to know that I selected some favorite snapshots of you to fap to while I'm gone."
"Enjoy!"
"I will!"
"If you were the last person in the world, I'd be content with that. I really do appreciate you, more than words can tell."
"I bask in the memory of our times spent together, as I'm sure I will our future memories."
"The thing is, I care so darn much for you even if at times perhaps it seems like I don't. But God knows I do, and I always want to be here for you."
"Wanda, you don't have to believe me, but there's not a day that goes by that I don't think about you. And whenever I think of you, I ask God to watch over you. You're far too precious to me to simply shun the times we've shared through good and bad, and, well..., I should shut up now."
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